{"id":1006,"date":"2014-12-15T09:44:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T14:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2014-11-04T09:45:38","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T14:45:38","slug":"darcy-mcmurtery-communion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"Darcy McMurtery:  &#8220;Communion&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Darcy McMurtery<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Communion<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>While kneeling, we giggled at<br \/>\nshoes that looked like baked potatoes,<br \/>\nswallowing the thick ankles of spinsters who didn\u2019t sin,<br \/>\nwhile imagining the day we could join that line<br \/>\nwearing tight blouses and glossy heels that clicked, resonating through the sanctuary.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Darcy McMurtery<\/strong> is a cranky librarian who talks a lot and writes a little.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darcy McMurtery Communion While kneeling, we giggled at shoes that looked like baked potatoes, swallowing the thick ankles of spinsters who didn\u2019t sin, while imagining the day we could join that line wearing tight blouses and glossy heels that clicked, resonating through the sanctuary. 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