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Howie Good<\/h1>\n

Sunday Portrait<\/span><\/h2>\n

Thirty-odd years ago,
\nlong before you became
\nthis short, chubby guy<\/p>\n

working bagging groceries
\nat the Stop & Shop,<\/p>\n

your parents gave you
\na name you wouldn\u2019t have
\never chosen for yourself,<\/p>\n

and which isn\u2019t really why
\nyou\u2019re wearing a Tom Brady #12
\nwhite-on-blue NFL jersey.<\/p>\n

Howie Good<\/strong> wears a Tom Brady #12 white-on-blue NFL jersey. He lives in New York State and plays the ukulele.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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