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Rodd Whelpley<\/h1>\n

Excerpt from the Orientation Spiel<\/span><\/h2>\n

You\u2019ll be surprised to learn,
\n<\/span>but at the Illinois
\n<\/span>Municipal Electric Agency
\n<\/span>weeks may pass without
\n<\/span>mention of Walt Whitman,
\n<\/span>as though he never was.<\/span><\/p>\n

Rodd Whelpley<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0is doing his best with what he has.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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