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Howie Good<\/h1>\n

In the Throes of Divination\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

A man not unlike you
\nor even me
\nwho is camping
\novernight
\nin the woods<\/p>\n

wakes up
\nwith a start
\nfrom a dream
\nof a bear
\nwith dripping jaws
\nbiting
\nhis head<\/p>\n

to discover
\na bear
\nwith dripping jaws
\nis biting
\nhis head.
\n  
\nHowie Good<\/strong> says you might own guns and you might even own tanks<\/em>
\nand you might be somebody’s landlord and you might even own banks, but you’re gonna have to serve somebody.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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