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Rodd Whelpley<\/h1>\n

Those Gordal Olives at Whole Foods<\/span><\/h2>\n

In back of every perfect gift,
\nwe crave to find the hand of God,
\nbut rarely want to pray
\nto that girl, who never did well in school,
\nwearing now from nine to five
\nblue latex gloves
\nand dreaming always
\nof Saturday night,
\nas she makes
\nher minimum wage
\nand also the miracle
\nof these almond slivers
\nin the pits.<\/p>\n

Rodd Whelpley<\/strong> is the secret poet in residence at the Illinois Municipal Electric Agency, where he also runs an electric efficiency program for 33 cities in the state.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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