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Rodd Whelpley<\/h1>\n

New Year\u2019s Resolution<\/span><\/h2>\n

Physically
\nand egotistically
\nthere needs to be
\nmuch less of me.<\/p>\n

Rodd Whelpley<\/strong> is the secret poet in residence at the Illinois Municipal Electric Agency, where he also runs an electric efficiency program for 33 cities in the state.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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