{"id":2305,"date":"2016-04-08T21:51:51","date_gmt":"2016-04-09T02:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2305"},"modified":"2016-03-23T22:00:03","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T03:00:03","slug":"f-j-bergmann-vodka-over-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2305","title":{"rendered":"F. J. Bergmann: &#8220;Vodka over Ice&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>F. J. Bergmann<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Vodka over Ice<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx f180\">What he read wasn\u2019t a eulogy<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">or a poem, but a highway map,<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">and I could already see the story<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">funneling his adoration of his grandfather<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">into infidelity, obesity and alcoholism<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">fifty years down the road.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>F.J. 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