{"id":2755,"date":"2016-09-18T18:30:02","date_gmt":"2016-09-18T23:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2016-09-06T21:00:55","modified_gmt":"2016-09-07T02:00:55","slug":"matt-rouse-2-poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"Matt Rouse: 2 poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Matt Rouse (2 poems)<\/h1>\n<h2><span class=\"tx\" style=\"color: #800000;\">THE WISDOM OF BONNIE (AGE 7)<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">If you drink from the tap,<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">you\u2019ll grow three heads.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"tx\" style=\"color: #800000;\">THE WISDOM OF LOIS (AGE 8)<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">Never stand in front of a Pikachu<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">with a cold.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>When <\/em><strong>Matt Rouse<\/strong><em> writes poetry, the voices in his head stop shouting.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt Rouse (2 poems) THE WISDOM OF BONNIE (AGE 7) If you drink from the tap, you\u2019ll grow three heads. 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