{"id":2807,"date":"2016-10-01T19:59:03","date_gmt":"2016-10-02T00:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2807"},"modified":"2016-09-30T07:42:29","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T12:42:29","slug":"tom-fugalli-this-statement-has-not-been-evaluated-by-the-food-and-drug-administration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2807","title":{"rendered":"Tom Fugalli: &#8220;This Statement Has Not Been Evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Tom Fugalli<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">This Statement Has Not Been Evaluated <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">by the Food and Drug Administration<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">Sometimes I imagine I am giving a speech<br \/>\nat an awards ceremony,<\/p>\n<p>having just been\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"tx\">honored for a lifetime\u2019s achievement,<br \/>\nwhen, looking out at the audience mid-<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">sentence, I see the ghost of my childhood self,<br \/>\ntapping the face of his colorful <\/span><span class=\"tx\">watch<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\"><br \/>\n(as one taps a fish tank when whatever\u2019s<br \/>\nin there isn\u2019t doing anything interesting)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">and I forget what I wanted<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">to say about ginkgo biloba.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span class=\"tx\">Tom Fugalli<\/span><\/strong><em><span class=\"tx\"> has published poems here and there and lives in New Rochelle, New<\/span><span class=\"tx\">York.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Fugalli This Statement Has Not Been Evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration Sometimes I imagine I am giving a speech at an awards ceremony, having just been\u00a0honored for a lifetime\u2019s achievement, when, looking out at the audience mid- sentence, I see the ghost of my childhood self, tapping the face of his colorful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[320],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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