{"id":2865,"date":"2016-10-19T19:45:32","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T00:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2865"},"modified":"2017-11-25T19:26:02","modified_gmt":"2017-11-26T00:26:02","slug":"2865-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2865","title":{"rendered":"Laura Gregory: &#8220;Be Killing Sin&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Laura Gregory<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Be Killing Sin<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">Joshua slaughtered every captive<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"tx f139\">and David severed Goliath\u2019s head,<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"tx\">but I wrap leftover brownies in foil<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">and tuck them neatly into airtight tupperware<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">to keep them fresh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Laura Gregory<\/strong><em> is pretty sure she\u2019s not highbrow enough to write poetry, but she does it anyway.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laura Gregory Be Killing Sin Joshua slaughtered every captive and David severed Goliath\u2019s head, but I wrap leftover brownies in foil and tuck them neatly into airtight tupperware to keep them fresh. 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