{"id":2878,"date":"2016-10-22T21:52:44","date_gmt":"2016-10-23T02:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2878"},"modified":"2016-10-13T22:03:15","modified_gmt":"2016-10-14T03:03:15","slug":"f-john-sharp-cryptozoological-stressors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=2878","title":{"rendered":"F. John Sharp: &#8220;Cryptozoological Stressors&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>F. John Sharp<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Cryptozoological Stressors<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">Scientists use high tech<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"tx\">toys to flush out<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">Nessie in a faraway loch,<\/span><span class=\"tx\"><br \/>\nwhile locals\u2019 bank<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">accounts wish they would all<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">just go away without<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">not finding her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span class=\"tx\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"tx\">F. John Sharp<\/span><\/strong><span class=\"tx\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><em>is nearly old enough to drop that pretentious \u2018F\u2019 from his <\/em>name,<em> and edits the tiny\u00a0<\/em><\/span><em><span class=\"tx\">fiction division of the arts juggernaut, <\/span><\/em><span class=\"tx\">Right Hand Pointing.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F. 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