{"id":3091,"date":"2017-01-03T18:27:32","date_gmt":"2017-01-03T23:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=3091"},"modified":"2016-12-30T18:40:45","modified_gmt":"2016-12-30T23:40:45","slug":"trevor-pyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=3091","title":{"rendered":"Trevor Pyle “Television Set”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trevor Pyle<\/h1>\n

Television Set<\/span><\/h2>\n

I pushed it out the window
\n<\/span>to the loamy garden beneath,
\n<\/span>but the next morning\u00a0<\/span>it\u2019d<\/span>\u00a0sprung up on roots
\n<\/span>and now it tapped at the window,
\n<\/span>asking if\u00a0<\/span>I\u2019d<\/span>\u00a0heard the latest about Kanye,
\n<\/span>shouting its rough-edged political opinions,
\n<\/span>slyly whispering the name of the only
\n<\/span>hemorrhoid cream that could provide true relief.<\/span><\/p>\n

Trevor Pyle<\/strong> is a poet, short-story writer and humorist who lives on the West Coast.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trevor Pyle Television Set I pushed it out the window to the loamy garden beneath, but the next morning\u00a0it\u2019d\u00a0sprung up on roots and now it tapped at the window, asking if\u00a0I\u2019d\u00a0heard the latest about Kanye, shouting its rough-edged political opinions, slyly whispering the name of the only hemorrhoid cream that could provide true relief. 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