{"id":3139,"date":"2017-01-19T13:55:10","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T18:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=3139"},"modified":"2017-01-13T14:05:29","modified_gmt":"2017-01-13T19:05:29","slug":"george-held-a-rabbi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=3139","title":{"rendered":"George Held &#8220;A Rabbi&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>George Held<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">A Rabbi<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span class=\"tx\">Bending over his instruments<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">like attending to the Torah<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">the yarmulke-clad anesthesiologist<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">says he prefers his propofol<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">with fentanyl, which is easier<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">to control the dosage of,<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">and he quips that undiluted<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">propofol\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"tx f63\">offed MJ, \u201cwith the aid<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx f63\">of his physician,\u201d<\/span><span class=\"tx\">\u00a0I add,<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">and the doctor shuts me<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">up by sending me instantly<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">Into the realm<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"tx\">of Zero at the Bone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"tx\"><strong><a href=\"geoheld7@gmail.com\">George Held\u00a0<\/a><\/strong><\/span><em><span class=\"tx\">believes in living long and still having a good-looking\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"tx\">corpse.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Held A Rabbi Bending over his instruments like attending to the Torah the yarmulke-clad anesthesiologist says he prefers his propofol with fentanyl, which is easier to control the dosage of, and he quips that undiluted propofol\u00a0offed MJ, \u201cwith the aid of his physician,\u201d\u00a0I add, and the doctor shuts me up by sending me instantly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[206],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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