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Deonte Osayande<\/h1>\n

Awkward <\/span><\/h2>\n

Walking in on your coach
\ngetting replaced is like
\naccidentally stumbling
\ninto your parents having
\nan argument about affairs
\nthat happened years ago
\nor walking in on your brother
\nmasturbating or maybe before
\nall of my memories crumble
\naround me I should just stop
\nstumbling into rooms unannounced.<\/p>\n

Deonte Osayande<\/strong> is a retired sprinter turned nonfiction writer and poet.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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