{"id":3584,"date":"2017-06-22T18:23:26","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T23:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=3584"},"modified":"2017-06-22T19:25:26","modified_gmt":"2017-06-23T00:25:26","slug":"kyle-hemmings-nursing-home-kismet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=3584","title":{"rendered":"Kyle Hemmings &#8220;Nursing Home Kismet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Kyle Hemmings<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Nursing Home Kismet<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>She mistakes me<br \/>\nfor the man in the photo,<br \/>\nthe one in the pinstripe suit,<br \/>\nwhom she married<br \/>\nin Las Vegas<br \/>\nsome fifty years ago,<br \/>\nbut I&#8217;m too lonely and withered<br \/>\nto make revisions.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Kyle Hemmings<\/strong><\/span><em> is a failed blogger who thinks he can still skateboard.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kyle Hemmings Nursing Home Kismet She mistakes me for the man in the photo, the one in the pinstripe suit, whom she married in Las Vegas some fifty years ago, but I&#8217;m too lonely and withered to make revisions. 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