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Madison Estes<\/h1>\n

Mint Condition \u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

You prefer the mint-condition idea of her,
\nso you don\u2019t take the doll out of the box,
\nthe card out of the hard protector,
\nthe comic book out of the plastic sleeve,
\nand you\u2019re careful not to bend the tag, <\/p>\n

but when she comes to you,
\ndamaged and not pristine,
\nshowing all her scars and flaws,
\nwhat will you do with this fragile thing? <\/p>\n

Madison Estes<\/strong><\/span> lives in Houston, Texas where she studies psychology, makes up voices for her pets and posts a ridiculous amount of memes on Twitter @madisonestes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Madison Estes Mint Condition \u00a0 You prefer the mint-condition idea of her, so you don\u2019t take the doll out of the box, the card out of the hard protector, the comic book out of the plastic sleeve, and you\u2019re careful not to bend the tag, but when she comes to you, damaged and not pristine, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[436],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nMadison Estes "Mint Condition" - 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