{"id":4412,"date":"2018-04-28T10:51:16","date_gmt":"2018-04-28T15:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=4412"},"modified":"2018-11-20T10:53:30","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T15:53:30","slug":"jessica-de-koninck-entry-from-the-handbook-of-general-regrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=4412","title":{"rendered":"Jessica de Koninck &#8220;Entry from the Handbook of General Regrets&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Jessica de Koninck<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Entry from the Handbook of General Regrets\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>When was the last time someone<br \/>\nasked what you would like<br \/>\nfor breakfast or woke you<br \/>\nwith the scent of scones baking<br \/>\nor buttermilk biscuits and read<br \/>\nyou the headlines, while<br \/>\nyou were already engrossed<br \/>\nreading something else,<br \/>\nand poured you a second cup<br \/>\nof coffee and said, rushing out<br \/>\nthe door, <em>See you later, love you, by<\/em>e?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Jessica de Koninck<\/strong> <\/span><em>is the author of <\/em>Cutting Room (<em>Terrapin Books) and the chapbook, <\/em>Repairs <em>Her poems appear in a variety of journals and anthologies including<\/em> Valparaiso Poetry Review, Paterson Literary Review, US 1 Worksheets, Lips <em>and<\/em> The Ledge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica de Koninck Entry from the Handbook of General Regrets\u00a0 When was the last time someone asked what you would like for breakfast or woke you with the scent of scones baking or buttermilk biscuits and read you the headlines, while you were already engrossed reading something else, and poured you a second cup of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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