{"id":4478,"date":"2018-05-18T20:19:46","date_gmt":"2018-05-19T01:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=4478"},"modified":"2018-04-28T20:22:36","modified_gmt":"2018-04-29T01:22:36","slug":"howie-good-an-unfortunate-juxtaposition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=4478","title":{"rendered":"Howie Good &#8220;An Unfortunate Juxtaposition&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Howie Good<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">An Unfortunate Juxtaposition\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s heartbreaking<br \/>\nand difficult<br \/>\nto hear about,<\/p>\n<p>but beached whales<br \/>\nattract sharks,<br \/>\nand that\u2019s when<\/p>\n<p>she called the cops,<br \/>\nthe three worst things<br \/>\nyou can do.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Howie Good <\/strong><\/span><em>is still on the pavement, still thinking about the government.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howie Good An Unfortunate Juxtaposition\u00a0 It\u2019s heartbreaking and difficult to hear about, but beached whales attract sharks, and that\u2019s when she called the cops, the three worst things you can do. 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