{"id":505,"date":"2014-06-20T20:22:32","date_gmt":"2014-06-21T01:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=505"},"modified":"2014-07-15T06:33:46","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T11:33:46","slug":"david-tomaloff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=505","title":{"rendered":"David Tomaloff: 2 Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>David Tomaloff<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Sentience, Unscientifically<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>If the only stir outside your cabin door<br \/>\nis that of the trees,<br \/>\nbeware their indifference.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Job Security<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Some nights, when the neighbor down the street, Duane,<br \/>\ngot extra drunk, his voice could<br \/>\nbe heard echoing into the wee hours,<br \/>\ndeclaring with such unwavering certainty, the words<br \/>\n\u201cDog, I\u2019m more of a man than you\u2019ll ever be, remember that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<strong>David Tomaloff <\/strong>is a very important something or other whose work and latest information<br \/>\nregarding his most recent chapbook, <em>SLEEP<\/em> (Plain Wrap Press), can be found at his website<br \/>\n(davidtomaloff.com).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Tomaloff Sentience, Unscientifically If the only stir outside your cabin door is that of the trees, beware their indifference. 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