{"id":5277,"date":"2019-02-16T20:43:14","date_gmt":"2019-02-17T02:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5277"},"modified":"2019-02-12T20:46:37","modified_gmt":"2019-02-13T02:46:37","slug":"bradrose2019a-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5277","title":{"rendered":"Morgan Lael &#8220;Voicemail from father&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Morgan Lael<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Voicemail from father<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>I\u2019m flummoxed by the blatant disregard for etiquette<br \/>\nyou showed while eating your McDonald\u2019s fries on Instagram<br \/>\nas though your mother didn\u2019t pay three grand<br \/>\nand schedule her chemo appointments around your weekly lessons<br \/>\nat finishing school to prepare you for just such a moment<br \/>\nwhen you\u2019d be eating without her.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Morgan Lael<\/strong><\/span><em> intentionally leaves a single drop of olive oil on all of her best shirts as an awareness building exercise.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morgan Lael Voicemail from father I\u2019m flummoxed by the blatant disregard for etiquette you showed while eating your McDonald\u2019s fries on Instagram as though your mother didn\u2019t pay three grand and schedule her chemo appointments around your weekly lessons at finishing school to prepare you for just such a moment when you\u2019d be eating without [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[549],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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