{"id":5376,"date":"2019-03-30T19:15:02","date_gmt":"2019-03-31T00:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376"},"modified":"2019-03-29T19:18:27","modified_gmt":"2019-03-30T00:18:27","slug":"hannah-mahoney-bloopers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376","title":{"rendered":"Hannah Mahoney &#8220;Bloopers&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Hannah Mahoney<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Bloopers<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>I watched one of those video compilations<br \/>\nof summer mishaps\u2014kiddie pools and diving<br \/>\nboards and water slides and someone going<br \/>\nto jump dive slide swim and ending up all<br \/>\nwonky\u2014and laughed once or twice in spite<br \/>\nof myself, but lingering afterward is that<br \/>\nmoment when things change from fun to not,<br \/>\nand how vulnerable we all are, one moment<br \/>\nto the next.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Hannah Mahoney<\/strong><\/span><em> lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts, where she enjoys clouds, trees, and sentences.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hannah Mahoney Bloopers I watched one of those video compilations of summer mishaps\u2014kiddie pools and diving boards and water slides and someone going to jump dive slide swim and ending up all wonky\u2014and laughed once or twice in spite of myself, but lingering afterward is that moment when things change from fun to not, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[255],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Hannah Mahoney &quot;Bloopers&quot; - One Sentence Poems<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hannah Mahoney &quot;Bloopers&quot; - One Sentence Poems\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hannah Mahoney Bloopers I watched one of those video compilations of summer mishaps\u2014kiddie pools and diving boards and water slides and someone going to jump dive slide swim and ending up all wonky\u2014and laughed once or twice in spite of myself, but lingering afterward is that moment when things change from fun to not, and [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"One Sentence Poems\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2019-03-31T00:15:02+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2019-03-30T00:18:27+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Dale Wisely\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Dale Wisely\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376\",\"name\":\"Hannah Mahoney \\\"Bloopers\\\" - One Sentence Poems\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2019-03-31T00:15:02+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2019-03-30T00:18:27+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#\/schema\/person\/08c13e656ffd5e0c83febe0b64fbb1e9\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Hannah Mahoney &#8220;Bloopers&#8221;\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/\",\"name\":\"One Sentence Poems\",\"description\":\"\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#\/schema\/person\/08c13e656ffd5e0c83febe0b64fbb1e9\",\"name\":\"Dale Wisely\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/b0cba4a21c5c6e9c52912ec9311361db?s=96&d=blank&r=pg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/b0cba4a21c5c6e9c52912ec9311361db?s=96&d=blank&r=pg\",\"caption\":\"Dale Wisely\"},\"url\":\"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?author=1\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Hannah Mahoney \"Bloopers\" - One Sentence Poems","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Hannah Mahoney \"Bloopers\" - One Sentence Poems","og_description":"Hannah Mahoney Bloopers I watched one of those video compilations of summer mishaps\u2014kiddie pools and diving boards and water slides and someone going to jump dive slide swim and ending up all wonky\u2014and laughed once or twice in spite of myself, but lingering afterward is that moment when things change from fun to not, and [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376","og_site_name":"One Sentence Poems","article_published_time":"2019-03-31T00:15:02+00:00","article_modified_time":"2019-03-30T00:18:27+00:00","author":"Dale Wisely","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Dale Wisely"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376","url":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376","name":"Hannah Mahoney \"Bloopers\" - One Sentence Poems","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2019-03-31T00:15:02+00:00","dateModified":"2019-03-30T00:18:27+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#\/schema\/person\/08c13e656ffd5e0c83febe0b64fbb1e9"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5376#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Hannah Mahoney &#8220;Bloopers&#8221;"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/","name":"One Sentence Poems","description":"","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#\/schema\/person\/08c13e656ffd5e0c83febe0b64fbb1e9","name":"Dale Wisely","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/b0cba4a21c5c6e9c52912ec9311361db?s=96&d=blank&r=pg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/b0cba4a21c5c6e9c52912ec9311361db?s=96&d=blank&r=pg","caption":"Dale Wisely"},"url":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?author=1"}]}},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4jaTw-1oI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5376"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5379,"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5376\/revisions\/5379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}