{"id":5578,"date":"2019-08-20T17:35:53","date_gmt":"2019-08-20T22:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5578"},"modified":"2019-08-03T17:45:10","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T22:45:10","slug":"steve-klepetar-good-lovin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5578","title":{"rendered":"Steve Klepetar “Good Lovin'”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Steve Klepetar<\/h1>\n

Good Lovin’<\/span><\/h2>\n

A man wakes up after getting bumped on the head,
\ndiscovers he\u2019s the only person on earth who remembers<\/p>\n

the Young Rascals, belts out \u201cGood Lovin\u2019\u201d
\n(which sounded like \u201cDude-A-Love\u201d on the record<\/p>\n

which doesn\u2019t exist in this alternate world),
\nbecomes a megastar, gets elected president,<\/p>\n

abuses his power by signing an executive order
\nto repeal and replace \u201cThe Star Spangled Banner\u201d<\/p>\n

with \u201cGroovin\u2019(On a Sunday Afternoon),\u201d
\nso the House of Representatives has no choice<\/p>\n

but to impeach, and for the first time in our history,
\nafter a long and rancorous debate, the Senate convicts.<\/p>\n

\n

Steve Klepetar <\/strong><\/span>thinks that racism is not only evil, but stupid.<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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