{"id":5631,"date":"2019-09-28T20:41:20","date_gmt":"2019-09-29T01:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5631"},"modified":"2019-09-22T20:44:51","modified_gmt":"2019-09-23T01:44:51","slug":"copy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5631","title":{"rendered":"Frederick Charles Melancon &#8220;Family Librarian&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Frederick Charles Melancon<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Family Librarian<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>When sis overdosed,<br \/>\nher parents tossed her things,<br \/>\nbut her brother hid<br \/>\nher books in his room,<br \/>\nmarking each one overdue.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong><em>Frederick Charles Melancon<\/em><\/strong><\/span> is straightedge, but he doesn&#8217;t judge others for their library fines.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frederick Charles Melancon Family Librarian When sis overdosed, her parents tossed her things, but her brother hid her books in his room, marking each one overdue. 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