{"id":5658,"date":"2019-10-15T15:04:08","date_gmt":"2019-10-15T20:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5658"},"modified":"2019-10-16T06:51:35","modified_gmt":"2019-10-16T11:51:35","slug":"ian-willey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5658","title":{"rendered":"Ian Willey &#8220;We Pretend&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Ian Willey<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">We Pretend<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>When she returns to the table having rushed off<br \/>\nfor an emergency breast pumping, we pretend not<br \/>\nto notice the spot on her blouse and she pretends<br \/>\nnot to notice our pretending not to notice and in<br \/>\nthis way we get back to our prescribed agenda<br \/>\nwhile the spot, barely there to begin with, enters<br \/>\nthe atmosphere of this climate-controlled room<br \/>\nwith wood-paneled walls and a fantastic view<br \/>\nof the mountains though we try to keep our eyes<br \/>\non the screen pretending this isn\u2019t a struggle.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Ian Willey<\/strong><\/span><em> hails from Hartville, Ohio. 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