{"id":5667,"date":"2019-11-05T19:21:31","date_gmt":"2019-11-06T01:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5667"},"modified":"2019-11-05T19:25:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-06T01:25:00","slug":"ian-willey-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5667","title":{"rendered":"Ian Willey &#8220;The End&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Ian Willey<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">The End<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>If the sun were suddenly to explode we\u2019d have eight minutes<br \/>\nand twenty seconds before the shockwave reached earth<br \/>\nto annihilate everything, meaning there wouldn\u2019t be enough<br \/>\ntime to listen to \u201cThe End\u201d by The Doors, though you could<br \/>\nplay R.E.M.\u2019s \u201cIt\u2019s the End of the World as I Know It<br \/>\n(And I Feel Fine)\u201d twice and still have twelve seconds left,<br \/>\nassuming you could tell exactly when the sun exploded<br \/>\nand press play right then, and you were awake,<br \/>\nwith some time on your hands, and felt fine.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>My name is <\/em><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Ian Willey <\/strong><\/span><em>and I approve of this poem.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian Willey The End If the sun were suddenly to explode we\u2019d have eight minutes and twenty seconds before the shockwave reached earth to annihilate everything, meaning there wouldn\u2019t be enough time to listen to \u201cThe End\u201d by The Doors, though you could play R.E.M.\u2019s \u201cIt\u2019s the End of the World as I Know It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[328],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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