{"id":5679,"date":"2019-11-12T19:45:43","date_gmt":"2019-11-13T01:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5679"},"modified":"2019-11-27T19:29:03","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T01:29:03","slug":"howie-good-the-last-voyage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=5679","title":{"rendered":"Howie Good &#8220;The Last Voyage&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Howie Good<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">The Last Voyage<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Our 93-year-old dad, without his hearing aids<br \/>\nor even his three-pronged cane, still managed<br \/>\nsomehow to give everyone the slip, sneaking off<br \/>\nto Monte Carlo Night down in the cellar<br \/>\nof a dream factory, where he coolly turned over<br \/>\nhis hole card and won $400, after which<br \/>\nhe started back upstairs, but on the way,<br \/>\nand despite struggling for breath, charmed<br \/>\na roller derby queen on a royal visit out of her skates,<br \/>\nso instead of ever returning to his rooms<br \/>\nat the assisted living got on a ship they say<br \/>\nwas built in the same shipyard as the Titanic.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Howie Good<\/strong><\/span><em>&#8216;s most recent book is <\/em>Stick Figure Opera<em> from Cajun Mutt Press.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howie Good The Last Voyage Our 93-year-old dad, without his hearing aids or even his three-pronged cane, still managed somehow to give everyone the slip, sneaking off to Monte Carlo Night down in the cellar of a dream factory, where he coolly turned over his hole card and won $400, after which he started back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[29],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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