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H. Edgar Hix<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Sacrifice<\/span><\/h2>\n

Having received an offering
\nof a blood-red Ferrari
\nwith black leather seats
\nand sterling silver hubcaps,
\nthe goddess traveled at light speed
\nto the wild bees,
\ncame back with five gallons of raw honey,
\nand poured it into the gas tank.<\/p>\n

\n

H. Edgar Hix<\/em><\/strong><\/span> is already tired of 2020.<\/p>\n

\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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