{"id":6044,"date":"2020-07-17T18:39:04","date_gmt":"2020-07-17T23:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6044"},"modified":"2020-07-06T18:40:29","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T23:40:29","slug":"matthew-malmberg-surfing-through-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6044","title":{"rendered":"Matthew Malmberg &#8220;Surfing through Facebook&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"_3LSH-c1WOe1J4X-R0dPL-f \">\n<h1 class=\"_3tQZFZsC7GkDRzmw0cxOcP\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Matthew Malmberg<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Surfing through Facebook<\/span><\/h2>\n<div>\n<p>The riptide drags me<br \/>\nthrough the pain and the outrage<br \/>\ncrashes down my throat, but<br \/>\nI\u2019d rather drown<br \/>\nin the stories of others<br \/>\nthan learn to swim<br \/>\nthrough my own.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<hr \/>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Matthew Malmberg<\/span><\/strong><em> loses days almost as often as he loses his keys.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"_3LSH-c1WOe1J4X-R0dPL-f \">\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matthew Malmberg Surfing through Facebook The riptide drags me through the pain and the outrage crashes down my throat, but I\u2019d rather drown in the stories of others than learn to swim through my own. 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