{"id":6050,"date":"2020-07-22T15:37:08","date_gmt":"2020-07-22T20:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6050"},"modified":"2020-07-19T15:39:21","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T20:39:21","slug":"hilary-sideris-ammonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6050","title":{"rendered":"Hilary Sideris &#8220;Ammonia&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"_3LSH-c1WOe1J4X-R0dPL-f \">\n<h1 class=\"_3tQZFZsC7GkDRzmw0cxOcP\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Hilary Sideris<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Ammonia<\/span><\/h2>\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<p>I miss my still closed<br \/>\ngym, walking uphill<\/p>\n<p>on the elliptical\u2019s<br \/>\nsteep slope, entitled to<\/p>\n<p>an hour alone at work<br \/>\nday\u2019s end without<\/p>\n<p>you asking if I\u2019ve seen<br \/>\nyour phone or if I knew<\/p>\n<p>the ancient Romans<br \/>\ncleaned with urine.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>Many years ago, as a child with 20\/20 vision in Indiana, <\/em><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Hilary Sideris<\/strong><\/span><em> shot her neighbor with a BB gun.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"_3LSH-c1WOe1J4X-R0dPL-f \">\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hilary Sideris Ammonia I miss my still closed gym, walking uphill on the elliptical\u2019s steep slope, entitled to an hour alone at work day\u2019s end without you asking if I\u2019ve seen your phone or if I knew the ancient Romans cleaned with urine. 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