{"id":6073,"date":"2020-08-07T20:02:14","date_gmt":"2020-08-08T01:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6073"},"modified":"2020-08-07T20:11:31","modified_gmt":"2020-08-08T01:11:31","slug":"copy-aaron-sandberg-chance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6073","title":{"rendered":"Aaron Sandberg \u201cDomestic\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"_3LSH-c1WOe1J4X-R0dPL-f \">\n<h1 class=\"_3tQZFZsC7GkDRzmw0cxOcP\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Aaron Sandberg<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Domestic<\/span><\/h2>\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"container\">\n<p>Overnight it was safe,<br \/>\nand we soaked all our cups,<\/p>\n<p>but the knives in the drying rack<br \/>\nstill pointed up.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Aaron Sandberg<\/strong><\/span><em> has eaten the plums you were saving in the icebox and is not sorry about it\u2014like not even a little bit.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"_3LSH-c1WOe1J4X-R0dPL-f \">\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aaron Sandberg Domestic Overnight it was safe, and we soaked all our cups, but the knives in the drying rack still pointed up. 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