{"id":6348,"date":"2021-03-03T20:53:52","date_gmt":"2021-03-04T02:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6348"},"modified":"2021-03-01T20:55:44","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T02:55:44","slug":"steve-klepetar-monopoly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6348","title":{"rendered":"Steve Klepetar &#8220;Monopoly&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Steve Klepetar<\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Monopoly<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>My cousins built green houses, red hotels,<br \/>\nI bought a railroad or two,<\/p>\n<p>and then my aunt came in with cookies,<br \/>\nbut they were burnt,<\/p>\n<p>so we crumbled them in our fingers,<br \/>\ndropped an offering to the scattering birds.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Steve Klepetar<\/strong><\/span><em> has never completed a game of Monopoly.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve Klepetar Monopoly My cousins built green houses, red hotels, I bought a railroad or two, and then my aunt came in with cookies, but they were burnt, so we crumbled them in our fingers, dropped an offering to the scattering birds. 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