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Howie Good<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Turning Japanese<\/span><\/h2>\n

We were born into an idiotic age,
\ngiven only clich\u00e9s to speak growing up,
\nwarned not to change the words around
\nor otherwise stray from the script,
\nand we meekly obeyed, but today
\na bird in the pine outside our window
\npiped a string of discordant notes
\nonce, twice, three times, waking me
\njust before light with its haiku.<\/p>\n

\n

Howie Good <\/strong>dislikes author bios<\/span><\/em><\/span>.<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

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