{"id":6562,"date":"2021-08-11T07:00:56","date_gmt":"2021-08-11T12:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6562"},"modified":"2021-07-19T08:00:08","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T13:00:08","slug":"jennifer-minotti-my-fears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6562","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer Minotti &#8220;My Fears&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Jennifer Minotti<\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">My Fears<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>I fear the tangle of my hair clip,<br \/>\nan accident from my Volvo wagon,<br \/>\nmonkeys stealing from my purse,<br \/>\noyster crackers drying my saliva,<br \/>\nmice living in the woodpile,<br \/>\nand most of all,<br \/>\nthe shovel that will be used<br \/>\nto cover my pine casket.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Jennifer Minotti<\/strong><\/span> <em>chugs kombucha and devours raw peas when she is not curating the Journal of Expressive Writing.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jennifer Minotti My Fears I fear the tangle of my hair clip, an accident from my Volvo wagon, monkeys stealing from my purse, oyster crackers drying my saliva, mice living in the woodpile, and most of all, the shovel that will be used to cover my pine casket. 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