{"id":6641,"date":"2021-10-15T06:00:20","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T11:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6641"},"modified":"2021-10-10T17:42:51","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T22:42:51","slug":"claire-bateman-sweet-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6641","title":{"rendered":"Claire Bateman &#8220;Sweet World&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Claire Bateman<\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Sweet World<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Where I come from,<br \/>\nour currency is cakes,<br \/>\neach the precise<br \/>\nsize, mass, and density<br \/>\nof the purchase,<\/p>\n<p>so all of our vehicles<br \/>\nare permanently hitched<br \/>\nto refrigerated trailers<br \/>\nroomy enough for even<br \/>\nthe Barcalounger cake,<br \/>\nthe washer\/dryer cakes,<br \/>\nthe SUV cake,<\/p>\n<p>though always there are<br \/>\nstructural issues to consider\u2014<br \/>\nfoundation, scaffolding, support\u2014<br \/>\nwhich is why culinary engineers<br \/>\nare universally revered,<br \/>\nas are, of course,<br \/>\nthe hens, whose eggs<br \/>\nhold everything together.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Claire Bateman<\/strong><\/span> <em>writes and creates visual art in her hideout in Greenville, SC.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Claire Bateman Sweet World Where I come from, our currency is cakes, each the precise size, mass, and density of the purchase, so all of our vehicles are permanently hitched to refrigerated trailers roomy enough for even the Barcalounger cake, the washer\/dryer cakes, the SUV cake, though always there are structural issues to consider\u2014 foundation, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1040,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[700],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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