{"id":6651,"date":"2021-10-20T06:00:41","date_gmt":"2021-10-20T11:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6651"},"modified":"2021-10-10T19:10:12","modified_gmt":"2021-10-11T00:10:12","slug":"ian-willey-social-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=6651","title":{"rendered":"Ian Willey &#8220;Social Media&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ian Willey<\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Social Media<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>I was out walking when a man ran<br \/>\nup to me saying \u201csparrows swiftly<br \/>\nberate the summit, pass it on!\u201d<br \/>\nso I said \u201cokay!\u201d and said just that<br \/>\nto a woman walking her Shiba Inu<br \/>\nwho said \u201csure!\u201d and hurried off<br \/>\ntowards someone else and I watched<br \/>\nas people bounced into each other<br \/>\non the street like billiard balls and<br \/>\nthough I have no idea how this began<br \/>\nand how it came to an end I can tell<br \/>\nyou that the next day there were more<br \/>\npeople out and about than usual and<br \/>\nsome of them even had binoculars.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Ian Willey<\/strong><\/span> <em>once drove from Akron, Ohio to Minneapolis, Minnesota to attend the first ever MST 3K Conventio-Con-Expo-Fest-a-Rama where he wore a homemade Gamera costume and had the time of his life.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian Willey Social Media I was out walking when a man ran up to me saying \u201csparrows swiftly berate the summit, pass it on!\u201d so I said \u201cokay!\u201d and said just that to a woman walking her Shiba Inu who said \u201csure!\u201d and hurried off towards someone else and I watched as people bounced into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1040,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0},"categories":[9],"tags":[328],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - 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