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Ian Willey<\/span><\/h1>\n

The Substitute<\/span><\/h2>\n

A boy raises his hand and asks
\nthe teacher how much longer
\nhe\u2019ll have to hate himself, and
\nthe teacher, unsure how to
\nrespond, reaches for the manual
\nonly to discover that the manual
\nis missing, having been replaced
\nby an old TV Guide, and so he
\nstands there, discombobulated,
\ngreen as key lime pie, scanning
\nthe blank faces before him and
\nwondering how much they know.<\/p>\n

\n

Ian Willey<\/strong><\/span> tries very hard not to freaking disappoint Mrs. Tate.<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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