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Claire Bateman<\/span><\/h1>\n

The Coffeyville Hailstone:
\nKansas, 1970<\/span><\/h2>\n

Unparalleled
\nin weight and size,
\nit also broke
\nthe world record
\nfor speed,
\narriving at 105
\nmiles per hour,<\/p>\n

yet state troopers
\nstill sit in parked
\npatrol cars,
\naiming their
\nradar guns
\nat heaven.<\/p>\n

\n

Claire Bateman<\/strong><\/span> is an aficionado of extreme forms of precipitation.<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Claire Bateman The Coffeyville Hailstone: Kansas, 1970 Unparalleled in weight and size, it also broke the world record for speed, arriving at 105 miles per hour, yet state troopers still sit in parked patrol cars, aiming their radar guns at heaven. 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