{"id":7179,"date":"2023-01-06T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2023-01-06T12:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=7179"},"modified":"2022-12-25T23:15:32","modified_gmt":"2022-12-26T05:15:32","slug":"gerald-friedman-night-by-the-convenience-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.onesentencepoems.com\/?p=7179","title":{"rendered":"Gerald Friedman &#8220;Night by the Convenience Store&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Gerald Friedman<\/h1>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Night by the Convenience Store<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>As the speaker blasts opera<br \/>\nto repel homeless people,<br \/>\none man hides behind the dumpster<br \/>\nwarmed by Un bel di.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Gerald Friedman<\/strong> <\/span><em>watches birds, grows flowers when he&#8217;s lucky, and teaches physics in New Mexico. <a class=\"sbm-text link link-color accessible-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jerryfriedman.wixsite.com\/my-site-2\" target=\"linked\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/jerryfriedman.wixsite.com\/my-site-2<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gerald Friedman Night by the Convenience Store As the speaker blasts opera to repel homeless people, one man hides behind the dumpster warmed by Un bel di. 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